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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

If Women Ruled The World...

All make-up would be free from VAT
Leg waxing and beauty treatments would be available on the national health
All men would be forced to spend a month on a pmt simulator
Exercise equipment would tone you up every time you looked at it
The correct neme for every part in a car would be a thingammyjig
We would discover why when you hang clothes in your wardrobe for a while it mysteriously shrinks
All men would say what they mean and nean what they say
Men would say "I don't mind what we watch, you choose"
Men would learn to nurse themselves when they are ill instead of giving an oscar winning death bed act when they have a cold.

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