best revenge story ever!!

one day a woman discovered her husband was having an affair. she decided ot to say anything but she came up with a plan. everytime she did the washing she would rub his boxers with cilli's!! needless to say he got a rash. he went to his doctor and the doctor thought it might be an sti!!! he then had to call his wife and his bit on the side and arrange for them to be tested ect. only when they were at the doctors surgery together did she confess!! i dont think the made it!!!