20 ways to drive men mad!!!

1. be ambiguous at all times
2. cry. cry often. Tell them its their fault
3. bring things up that were said or done months or years ago. Cry.
4. Play Alanis Morisette's you oughta know and look at them
5. correct their grammar
6. Look them in the eye and start laughing
7. when complimented, cry.
8. get cross at them for everything and make them apologise
9. talk about your ex boyfriend. compare and contrast
10. claim the right to be late. shout at them if they're late
11. dance to i will survive with your friends while they are there. sing. sing loud. sing at them.
12. constantly clain you're fat. then cry regardless of their answer.
13. make them wonder. confusion is a good thing
14. declare that you are not crazy
15. critisize the way they dress including their hairstyles
16. critisize the music they listen to
17. ignore them and when they ask whats wrong tell them that if they dont know you're not going to tell them
18. if they screw up in any way, never let them forget it
19. blame everything on pmt but only after you've blamed them
20. make them guess what they want and get cross when they're wrong

If Women Ruled The World...

All make-up would be free from VAT
Leg waxing and beauty treatments would be available on the national health
All men would be forced to spend a month on a pmt simulator
Exercise equipment would tone you up every time you looked at it
The correct neme for every part in a car would be a thingammyjig
We would discover why when you hang clothes in your wardrobe for a while it mysteriously shrinks
All men would say what they mean and nean what they say
Men would say "I don't mind what we watch, you choose"
Men would learn to nurse themselves when they are ill instead of giving an oscar winning death bed act when they have a cold.

If a womans brain and a mans brain were for sale yes, the womans brain would be a lot cheaper but only because it was used more!!!!

The Smart Woman

One fine summers dy a woman was playing a round of golf. As she walked across the green she saw a frog. The frog aproached her and offered to grant her 3 wishes however there was a catch. For whatever she wished for her husband would recieve three times as much. the woman contemplated this and then made her first wish. She wished to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her that this would mean her husband would be three times as handsome but she was happy as she would be the most beautiful woman in the world and her husband would have eyes only for her.

For her second wish the woman wished to be the richest woman in the world. She knew this would make her husband 3 times as rich but what is his is hers and what is hers is his The frog granted her wish. she was now the most beautiful and richest woman in the world.

For her third wish she wished for a mild heart attack!!!

Welcome to the world of women!!!

Hey.

Welcome to my blog. i am going to explore what the world would be like if it were truely run by women!! would it be better or worse?? we will soon find out! No doubt men would critisize and claim that if women ruled the world cars wouldn't have reverse gear or every parking space would be another 5 meters wide and it still wouldnt be big enough!! But how wouold men cope with this female world?? surely they wouold be happy in the knowledge that neve again would getting lost be a problem as asking for directions would be the law! Building flat pack items from woodies or ikea would no longer take 5 hours as the women would be there to read the instructions!! surely this world would be better?? stay tuned!! x