20 ways to drive men mad!!!

1. be ambiguous at all times
2. cry. cry often. Tell them its their fault
3. bring things up that were said or done months or years ago. Cry.
4. Play Alanis Morisette's you oughta know and look at them
5. correct their grammar
6. Look them in the eye and start laughing
7. when complimented, cry.
8. get cross at them for everything and make them apologise
9. talk about your ex boyfriend. compare and contrast
10. claim the right to be late. shout at them if they're late
11. dance to i will survive with your friends while they are there. sing. sing loud. sing at them.
12. constantly clain you're fat. then cry regardless of their answer.
13. make them wonder. confusion is a good thing
14. declare that you are not crazy
15. critisize the way they dress including their hairstyles
16. critisize the music they listen to
17. ignore them and when they ask whats wrong tell them that if they dont know you're not going to tell them
18. if they screw up in any way, never let them forget it
19. blame everything on pmt but only after you've blamed them
20. make them guess what they want and get cross when they're wrong